Outdoor cats
Nov. 15th, 2006 12:49 amHey, you. You, owner of an outdoor cat.
I hate you.
I spent fifteen minutes tonight coaxing and trapping a cat outside, a cat with a tag with a number on its collar. And there had been posters around the neighborhood with that very number saying "lost cat! lost cat!"
It turns out, we learned from the downstairs neighbors of the cat's owner, that this wasn't the lost cat. This was just a cat they allow outdoors. Actually, the "lost" cat is also a cat they allow outdoors.
So you know what? Screw you. Either keep your cat inside or don't f—ing ask me to help when you lose it.
I hate you.
I spent fifteen minutes tonight coaxing and trapping a cat outside, a cat with a tag with a number on its collar. And there had been posters around the neighborhood with that very number saying "lost cat! lost cat!"
It turns out, we learned from the downstairs neighbors of the cat's owner, that this wasn't the lost cat. This was just a cat they allow outdoors. Actually, the "lost" cat is also a cat they allow outdoors.
So you know what? Screw you. Either keep your cat inside or don't f—ing ask me to help when you lose it.
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Date: 2006-11-15 04:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-15 05:16 am (UTC)*hates with you*
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Date: 2006-11-15 05:59 am (UTC)The only time I worried about him was when he was out *without* his collar. Then people are likely to simply adopt him. He's so adorable.
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Date: 2006-11-15 01:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-15 01:39 pm (UTC)That said, a "lost cat" sign needs to be a little more explicit if the people want help retrieving an outdoor kitty, because yeah, that's annoying.
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Date: 2006-11-15 01:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-15 03:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-15 03:45 pm (UTC)I also think that my cats do not yearn to be free, and I think that cats are dumb enough that they won't long to be outside after they are not allowed outside for a while. They forget; they are stupid. If they yowl at windows, you put them somewhere where there are no windows until they forget that there's an outside. They are adult cats, sure, but they are not adult humans, and cities and suburbs are made for humans.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-15 03:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-15 05:01 pm (UTC)What am I supposed to do when I encounter Diego, outside and with a collar on? Hope that he's allowed outside and ignore him? Grab him and call the number on his collar to say "I found your cat", to your annoyance and his?
Tell you what: add something to his collar that says "I am allowed outside", and I'll forgive you. But in the meantime, bah.
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:02 pm (UTC)But if he was just hanging out in the neighborhood, he'd be like "What's up Lance." And you'd be like "What's up Diego," and you'd both go about your business.
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:07 pm (UTC)That's not a cry for help, but it's hardly "What up yo". So what are we supposed to do? And regardless, how are we supposed to know that she's [i]supposed[/i] to be outside, no matter how casual she's acting?
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-15 06:27 pm (UTC)But mostly, what Sensational said.
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Date: 2006-11-16 06:31 am (UTC)If it's still around on my property tomorrow, it's going to a shelter (the no-kill shelter, I promise).
Humane Society and Cats
Date: 2006-11-16 04:21 pm (UTC)http://www.hsus.org/press_and_publications/humane_society_magazines_and_newsletters/all_animals/volume_4_issue_1_spring_2002/a_safe_cat_is_a_happy_cat_and_your_cat_is_only_safe_indoors.html
or
http://snipurl.com/12cct
From the Humane Society of the United States website:
http://www.hsus.org/
(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-17 07:31 pm (UTC)The non-elderly cat has a collar with my address and phone number. I would hope that if somehow he got into someone's home, or if someone saw him outside and wasn't sure, they would call me.
You did a good thing.