Stupid stupid pseudopaganchristiancoopted holidays

[tahnan]

You know, I like to think of myself as a creative person. I probably am a creative person. However, my creativity extends only in certain directions. Words, yes. Clothing, no. Fortunately, most days of the year I don't have to clothe myself creatively.

What the hell am I going to wear to the various Halloween events I'm attending this year?