Thankstaken

[tahnan]

So far today:

• The ice cream maker has failed to in fact freeze the ice cream, producing instead a liquid that was, well, exactly what I put in, only stirred a little more;
• The cutting board fell from the counter, destroying what was on it, i.e. the turkey giblets and one of my favorite glass mixing bowls (seriously, I bought them at a Crate and Barrel outlet in like 1997 and they've been my most constant kitchen companions ever since—I think the only thing in my kitchen that old is the toaster oven, and my wife wants to replace that anyway);
• We came this >< close to running out of aluminum foil before I finished wrapping the turkey.

And that's before the cooking starts in earnest. Honestly, it's a good thing we have no friends here, so that only my wife and I will end up having to call Domino's.