Bad jokes, badly told

[tahnan]

Although this is my favorite joke, I sometimes forget how much I like the joke:

Q: What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

A: "Make me one with everything."

It's a stupid joke.

Even more stupid, however, is telling it to the Dalai Lama. Who smiled politely, because that's what the Dalai Lama does.

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[42itous]

So the Dalai Lama hands the hot dog vendor a twenty and waits with his hand out, but the hot dog vendor shakes his head and says, "Change must come from within."

(In Australia, apparently His Holiness is ordering pizza in that joke, which makes it even more funny because he has to confirm the word "pizza" with his translator.)

[colorwheel]

once i was a grumpy teenager and my brother was a small child. i was being sullen and he asked, "can i do something for you?' i said, "can you make me a happy person?" and he... made me a happy person. i still have the drawing of the happy person he made for me.

mostly i like this story because it's true and because he didn't know that he was following a second meaning.

[in_parentheses]

That is adorable. And possibly says a lot about your brother. :)

[colorwheel]

yah. :)