Slow-moving day

[tahnan]

No, really, I'm going to work, but I keep getting distracted by things like, well, pictures that demand captions. Like "Remember, don't tell them I'm the father again or they'll lock you up", or "You're still mad at me about the frat party", or "What do you mean, 'You're fired'?". (You'll have to match caption to picture on your own; AOL is oddly more clever than I expected, in that you apparently can't link directly to pictures on their site from offsite.)

I know, not very good, but, well, clearly I'm not thinking at the top of my game if I'm still sitting here doing this instead of working.

Comments

[prog.livejournal.com]

Looks like they already went away. Nonetheless, I note the URL and the implied funny, so.

[prog.livejournal.com]

Belay that... every file in http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/ is viewable to me, except for the ones you linked to. Buh!?

(Yes, they're very strange.)

[tahnan.livejournal.com]

Edited the post. I suspect that one can't link there from offsite.

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, those pictures are creepy. A whole series of Stalker Jesus?

At least it's good to know Jesus is a juggling fan (http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/Juggler_.jpg).

[mlstrm.livejournal.com]

***ahem*** credits.... ***hemhem*** :-)

The weightlifer one is very creepy ("Feel the burn!"), the juggler one seems way off, and I keep thinking the medical ones will have him working as an assistant ("No, I said _that_ scalpel!")

[ojouchan.livejournal.com]

I love jesus and all, but these pictures make him seem more like a stalker than a comforter.

I mean...Jesus in the weight room?!

[mlstrm.livejournal.com]

I take it back. The trucker one is the scariest. "If you drive this rig to Mexico, maybe I'll let you live..."