please cast blindness on me

[tahnan]

Worst pickup attempt I've ever seen in a movie: "I mean, you could be prettier than Sophi if you tried!"

Oh, this movie is so bad. White blonde sorority sisters (plus an Asian, martial-arts-practicing "exchange student") terrorized by...giant bugs. Or, er, CGI bugs. Where by "CGI" I mean "I recall better graphics from computer games ten years ago" (and this movie was made last year).

There's a reason that, though it might have only 110 votes on the IMDb, its 2.7 average puts it on par with the bottom 100 (with "3 Ninjas Kick Back").

Comments

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I dunno, it's got a certain... charm. And by charm, I mean naked women.

I'm amused by the 'past productions' menu.
Parasite!
Centipede!
The Continued Adventures of Reptile Man
Glengary Glenn Ross

[jenaflynn.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't go harping on Three Ninjas Kick back. It was a cinematic tour-de-force, with a very meaningful and relevant plot line.. and. Oh yea, it was a piece of garbage. It was on TBS the other day, and it was like a train wreck I couldn't look away from.