Rules of Bad SciFi Movies, #27

[tahnan]

Yet Another Way to tell that you're in a bad scifi movie: anything explosion must be repeated from three different angles, for full drama.

Also, the fact that you've been attacked by one of these because the budget didn't cover CGI should be a hint.

I think I may need to start reading this site's reviews when these things come on. (Note: when it quotes Corbin Bernsen as saying, "Sure, that's fine, we'll miss you, and by the way, can I get you to walk down this laser-lined corridor and take a look at the BIG T-rex?" it's only slightly paraphrasing. He quite honestly says, "OK, Lyle, you're free to leave this job, but that thing you said last week about how the dinosaur might react to an unusual situation: could you go walk down that laser corridor? I want to see how the dinosaur reacts." (The "lasers" are a force field. Which of course your extremely evil boss isn't about to drop in order to get rid of you.)

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[jenaflynn.livejournal.com]

Another way to tell. Dramatic music happening when you're doing something like unlocking your car door. For bonus cheesiness, it's dramatic music composed on a 1989 Casio Keyboard.