Conversations with my wife
Aug. 31st, 2008 05:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tahnanMe: "Oh, look, a car commercial based on MPG and the high price of gas, followed by a Walmart commercial saying that it's cheaper to go to one place for everything than to drive all over town. Is there anything they can't sell based on the hgh price of gas?"
My wife: "Gas."
Me: (to Zooty, the troublemaker cat, as we leave the house) "I'm leaving you in charge. Be good: with great power comes great responsibility."
My wife: "I can't believe you just did that."
Me: "What, talked to the cat?"
My wife: "Put Zooty in charge."
It's things like this that make the marriage work.
My wife: "Gas."
Me: (to Zooty, the troublemaker cat, as we leave the house) "I'm leaving you in charge. Be good: with great power comes great responsibility."
My wife: "I can't believe you just did that."
Me: "What, talked to the cat?"
My wife: "Put Zooty in charge."
It's things like this that make the marriage work.
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Date: 2008-08-31 10:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-09-01 12:51 am (UTC)I'm waiting for the commercial where they finally try to sell "premium" gasoline as a luxury item. You're paying for the finest quality fuel!
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Date: 2008-09-01 04:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
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