I hate flying. Not, as it happens, the actual act of being on an airplane; I just hate the hoops involved in getting onto one, from ridiculous ticket pricing to paying for checked bags to Security Theatre. Though the last one has mostly always bothered me in principle; in practice, fine, fine, shoes off laptop out no metal walk walk and move on, at least it's painless.
But the new "body scanners or patdown" policy...for those who aren't keeping track, the TSA policy is now that you have two choices at security. You can walk through the full-body look-through-your-clothes scanner, which raises some questions about radiation risks and a whole lot of questions about invasion of privacy. (To give you a sense, the pilots' unions for both USAirways and American Airlines are telling their pilots not to go through the scanners.) Or you can submit to a patdown, which is no longer the usual quick patdown but is, instead, a front-of-the-hand groping that usually requires at least dinner and a couple of drinks. (Not really an exaggeration; the flight attendants' union for United Airlines is complaining about the "invasiveness" of the technique, which rather explicitly includes touching the breasts and genitals. And which seems to have been designed not for security but to look as humiliating as possible so that people won't opt out of the scanners.)
And this makes me sick. I really, really don't feel like submitting to these alternatives, to the point that even the thought of the prospect going through airport security upsets me. Unfortunately, the remaining choice seems to be "don't fly", which doesn't work when you have family in Minneapolis and Atlanta who are very much expecting you to visit in a month and a half. And for all the news reports (and there are many) about the "protests" and "backlash", there also just doesn't seem to be anything at all that can be done.
But the new "body scanners or patdown" policy...for those who aren't keeping track, the TSA policy is now that you have two choices at security. You can walk through the full-body look-through-your-clothes scanner, which raises some questions about radiation risks and a whole lot of questions about invasion of privacy. (To give you a sense, the pilots' unions for both USAirways and American Airlines are telling their pilots not to go through the scanners.) Or you can submit to a patdown, which is no longer the usual quick patdown but is, instead, a front-of-the-hand groping that usually requires at least dinner and a couple of drinks. (Not really an exaggeration; the flight attendants' union for United Airlines is complaining about the "invasiveness" of the technique, which rather explicitly includes touching the breasts and genitals. And which seems to have been designed not for security but to look as humiliating as possible so that people won't opt out of the scanners.)
And this makes me sick. I really, really don't feel like submitting to these alternatives, to the point that even the thought of the prospect going through airport security upsets me. Unfortunately, the remaining choice seems to be "don't fly", which doesn't work when you have family in Minneapolis and Atlanta who are very much expecting you to visit in a month and a half. And for all the news reports (and there are many) about the "protests" and "backlash", there also just doesn't seem to be anything at all that can be done.
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Date: 2010-11-11 08:49 pm (UTC)This issue came up recently in someone else's LJ, and I discovered (through subsequently googling "fight the TSA") a nice proto-movement website called The TSA Choice (http://www.thetsachoice.com/), pointing out just what you do here. They don't have much but some nice links, including this piece in the Atlantic Monthly (http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/11/-are-any-parts-of-your-body-sore-asks-the-man-from-tsa/65482/). A useful primer since I am flying to Chicago and back this weekend.
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Date: 2010-11-11 10:24 pm (UTC)Gareth
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Date: 2010-11-11 10:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-11 10:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 04:03 am (UTC)People really are stupid about security theater.
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Date: 2010-11-11 10:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-11 10:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-11 11:01 pm (UTC)i flew out of canada to the USA a few weeks ago and don't remember any extreme measures, but that was before this backscatter thing started to happen, i think. so, again, maybe not helpful!
my parents drive in and out of canada regularly (most recently, a few weeks ago) and have never gotten asked more than the occasional question about whether they're carrying any alcohol and so on at the border.
ETA: i fly (and my parents drive) with an american passport, in case that's relevant.
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Date: 2010-11-11 11:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-11 11:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 10:24 am (UTC)An Alaskan passport...?
In any case, the last time I had occasion to notice (earlier this year), flying within Canada was still pretty civilized, as was flying from Canada to Europe. Flying from Halifax to Newark in August involved a TSA-style choice between scanner and patdown (with, it should be acknowledged, very pleasant and laid-back security staff). So it might be worthwhile to avoid flying to or from the U.S. if that's an option. It's been a while since I've crossed between Canada and the U.S. by land, though, so I don't have a clear sense of what that's like these days.
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Date: 2010-11-12 11:01 am (UTC)Of course, since the last news I saw from Alaska was that Lisa Murkowski doesn't seem to be spelled "Lisa Murkowski" (scroll down for images of ballots that at least one Alaskan is claiming do not say "Lisa Murkowski"), I assume they have their own unusual writing system or the like.
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Date: 2010-11-11 11:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 03:56 am (UTC)(as far as airports, one story I've scene linked about is that the TSA is actually so intent on using the new grouping style patdown as a means of shaming everyone into going to the backscatter machine that they have started -- against all the rules! -- using opposite sex staff for the pat downs. While I'm sure you can request otherwise, I'm equally sure they will be aggressive about you doing so. Since they've attempted to arrest people who tried to leave the airport rather than submit to either the groping or the backscatter, after all.)
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Date: 2010-11-12 02:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 04:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 04:18 am (UTC)I'm also not remotely in favor of giving up privacy for convenience.
In the end, though, I can't imagine how it could be any faster. Anyone who opts out is going to slow the line down; and since you have to stand in a particular pose or two, it seems like it ought to take longer than simply stepping through a metal detector.
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Date: 2010-11-12 05:03 am (UTC)And then you have to stop, and pose, and wait, and then go. So no, definitely not faster.
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Date: 2010-11-12 05:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 06:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 01:47 pm (UTC)As for choosing who sees you naked, I look at it this way: (with the exception of my wife) I'd rather have a stranger see me naked than someone I know and with whom I would have to interact after said viewing. And I'd rather that stranger be one who has seen 1000+ other naked people in the last hour, is probably inured to the titillating aspects of his/her job, and therefore concentrating on finding weapons rather than leering at me. (Again, this assumes that someone seeing everybody naked is actually going to reduce the other hassles of traveling)
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Date: 2010-11-12 07:01 pm (UTC)No. For one thing, this doesn't reduce the previous inconvenience, i.e. there was no particular inconvenience to metal detectors. For another, if I opt out of the scanners, fondling my genitals is not a reduced physical inconvenience, nor particularly necessary. (It won't catch weapons stored in cavities, for instance. And an opt-out is necessary because there are always going to be people for whom the technology is not an option, for health or medical-implant reasons, if not religious or moral ones.)
For a third, it doesn't really matter that some people are OK with being seen naked, given the reports coming in about the trauma this is causing rape survivors. And children. And so forth.
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Date: 2010-11-12 05:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 06:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-12 06:33 am (UTC)