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So here's my question to you: Do you have your Christmas decorations yet? Oh, don't scream and wiggle around like that; you know you will take that question seriously soon enough. OK, perhaps some of you won't because you don't celebrate Christmas, although you may want to go with a defensive lawn display of shepherds keeping watch over little pagan children. In America, we are all forced to deal with Christmas, even if we are militantly not dealing with Christmas. That takes energy too.

I love Jon Carroll.