When fanfic goes very, very...right?

Of all the things I thought I'd have to look at just because someone sent me the link, I never would have included on the list slash between a building and a giant squid. Don't read it at work, or indeed probably at all. (But it's hilarious.)

Via Topless Robot, whose list of The 10 Most Mind-Shatteringly Awful Fan Fiction Fridays of 2009 you really, really shouldn't read anywhere ever. Which didn't stop me. (But I kind of wish it did.)