Clichés

There's something very, very clichéd about websearching for that girl you had a huge crush on in seventh grade and probably would have tried to date if your family hadn't moved that summer and so you never really even had a chance to say goodbye, and finding the business website of her and her husband, and looking at her picture, and saying, out loud, "Holy [bleep]. She has not aged well."

Clichéd...but satisfying.