Comedy, without the humor

Congratulations, Owen Benjamin. I'm watching your 2010 "Comedy Central Presents" routine, and in the first fifteen minutes you've managed to tell jokes about how women always go to the bathroom together, and to repeat this rather ancient urban legend as if it happened to you in college. I believe that makes you the least funny person to appear on Comedy Central, and yes I'm fully aware that they used to show Mind of Mencia.