Enigmarch 2026, Day 15: DOG

[tahnan]

Some Pantheons Are Better Than Others

Hey, did you hear the one about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic?

Pantheon 1

1. A Greek statue of an anvil
2. A Greek statue of a grapevine
3. A Greek statue of a trident
4. A Greek statue of a hearth
5. A Greek statue of a peacock
6. A Greek statue of a poppy
7. A Greek statue of a staff with snakes
8. A Greek statue of a bee
9. A Greek statue of a bow and arrow

Pantheon 2

• Dnuub, whose realm is domesticity
• Ekiak, whose realm is travel
• Ijneab, whose realm is moon
• Kcabegir, whose realm is love
• Nekuhsk, whose realm is wine
• Nuorettew, whose realm is fire
• Uniabih, whose realm is sea
• Whc, whose realm is marriage
• Zthihs, whose realm is agriculture

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You ain't nothin' but an answer checker, cryin' all the time.