Enigmarch 2026, Day 17: AIR
May. 5th, 2026 01:40 amEvery puzzle writer reaches a point where they must decide: do I not use "Helena, Hussy of Horror" because it is too obscure? Or can I not possibly not use "Helena, Hussy of Horror" because it is too awesome?
I think it's clear how I answered. Sorry this took forever to post; I had the idea and then had to keep tweaking it until I got something that worked. I think there's a lot to say about elegance of design and where it can or can't get compromised, but I'll just leave this here.
We Regret the Airer
We here at Rerun Television have updated our nightly schedules for our eleven channels. We've even updated our midnight block of "Re-Reruns", where each channel reruns a show from a different channel, though we might have lost track of that somewhere.
| Channel | 8pm-9pm | 9pm-10pm | 10pm-11pm | 11pm-midnight | Midnight-6am: Re-Reruns |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| RTV-① | EastEnders | iCarly | SpongeBob SquarePants | TekWar | |
| RTV-② | The Bletchley Circle | Between the Lines | Pawn Stars | Square Pegs | |
| RTV-③ | Castle | Forever Knight | The Joey Bishop Show | The King of Queens | |
| RTV-④ | 9-1-1: Nashville | Austin City Limits | Helena, Hussy of Horror | Percy Jackson and the Olympians | |
| RTV-⑤ | Boston Legal | $#*! My Dad Says | Star Trek | T. J. Hooker | |
| RTV-⑥ | Below Decks | Green Acres | Perry Mason | Third Watch | |
| RTV-⑦ | Being Human | Kindred: the Embraced | Port Charles | True Blood | |
| RTV-⑧ | Grey's Anatomy | Orphan Black | The Real Housewives of Orange County | Red Dwarf | |
| RTV-⑨ | Dead Like Me | Frasier | iZombie | Reaper | |
| RTV-⑩ | Big Brother Brazil | Diners, Drive-ins and Dives | Monuments, Memorials, & Museums | Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! | |
| RTV-⑪ | Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage | Jon & Kate Plus 8 | Law & Order: SVU | Love & Hip Hop |
Worried that we have half-hour shows in hour blocks? It's fine; we just added more commercials so that everything can start on the hour. That should make it easier to cycle through the channels looking for your favorite show. There's an obvious way to cycle, of course, but here's what our resident critic had to say about the Re-Rerun block:
Reed M. Innordar, TV critic: Once you've found the right way to cycle through the channels, you'll want to switch back to the first channel in the cycle, which obviously is RTV-4. Then flip through the channels in this order: 4th in the cycle (which again is obviously RTV-2), then 3rd, 6th, 8th, 10th, 2nd, 5th, 7th, 11th, and 9th.
It's all a bit confusing, we realize, and we really hope we didn't misread what Reed was telling us. If so, we regret the error.
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