Ficlet #2

[tahnan]

At the request of Cnoocy:

Character: Lefty
Topic: Things that are bad
Line: "Isn't that meat?"

"Afore I send thee out, my knight, thou must needs comprehend that there be good in the world, and there be evil."

"Dude. Yeah. Like, north, that's good."

"Thou comprehendest not! Directions possess no inherent morality--"

"(Dude? North is good.)"

"--yet there are forces in the world, and while all may seem alluring, some mean thee woe, and some mean thee weal."

"Weal? Isn't that meat?"

"Forces of darkness gather, my knight. All is not as it seems."

"Well, dude, like, yeah. So. Like. Forces of darkness. I kill them, right?"

"If thou canst but recognize them, thou mayst rid the world of their noxious influence."

"OK. Not hard, though, huh, 'cause they're all. You know. Dark."

"It may not be so! The forces of darkness may present themselves to thee as attractive!"

"Whoa. Like, babes? I don't kill babes."

"Lefty. Thou must heed me! Touch not any symbol of the Dark Lord! Consort not with his minions, be they men of good cheer or women of pleasing countenance! Shield thine eyes from his visage, thy chest from his weapons, thy heart from his influence. Wield truth and justice as though they might leap from thy hand and strike a mortal blow into each enemy thou dost meet!"

"See, I knew 'weal' was meat."

"Oh, just go. Wear thy galoshes. And take a henchman."

File under: more fun than cleaning the house.

Comments

[sensational.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[tahnan.livejournal.com]

Lefty was fun to play, believe me.

[lilisonna.livejournal.com]

Yay! Lefty!

Dude. Go North.

[saxikath]

*laugh* I know nothing of Lefty's past appearances, but that was hilarious.